Unfortunately, there is no cure for dumb.
The following scans are of a letter I received from my dear neighbours in early 2015. They complained about the lack of light to their premises due to the bamboo.
The very next day, I received the following letter from Queensland Justice Department (WOH&S) that a complaint had been raised about welding flashes from my residence.
On one hand, there is no light getting through because of the bamboo, while on the other hand the welding flashes are causing a disturbance?
You just have to laugh at the stupidity we have to deal with sometimes.